Love is a many splendored thing.  Love lifts you up where you belong.  All you need is love!  Yeah, right!  But that doesn't explain how to chat-up without getting a slap, how to make love and not end up in casualty, or how to make your own saucy movie.  Thankfully, this book does!  And much more!  This hilarious guide book for all you saucy lovers out there is best read under the sheets with a bottle of cheap vino and some baby oil!  Burst those bed springs!